Casualties incurred this week:
accidental cuts to fingers with kitchen knives - 3
accidental cuts to fingers with cheese grater - 1
accidental cuts to fingers with broken glass - 1
huge blisters caused by playing too many glissandi - 1
accidental cuts to left ear with razor - 1
(Who cuts their ear while shaving? Who?)
Simple-minded people may assume that these tragic injuries were a result of my usual clumsiness amplified by nerves as I approached a week of important performances. But I know better - I am the target of an anti-Williamson cabal, determined to submerge all Australian-British serial music forever. Well, it won't work!